I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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