I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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