fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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