we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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