I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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