talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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