At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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