I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize