She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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