love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Randomize
