i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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