scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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