Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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