the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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