We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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