Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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