Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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