NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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