My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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