Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
In the future we'll all be gay
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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