I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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