They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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