Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
