did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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