hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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