you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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