I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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