dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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