i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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