At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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