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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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