Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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