You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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