I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
