these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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