That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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