Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
