when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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