so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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