I understand Curling. That high.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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