I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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