My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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