I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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