whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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