Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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