that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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