If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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