id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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