I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I cut my penus on the lid.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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