You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
