i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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