im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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