So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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