he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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