WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
